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achraf   |2010-03-16 18:35:58
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hosam  - 56-nn     |2010-03-24 15:46:50
zwina bzaf bzaf da7katni chokran
احسان   |2010-03-26 18:38:34
زوينة بزاف
widad  - caza   |2010-07-05 17:56:36
widad  - caza   |2010-07-05 17:57:48
ntouma kdabin raha noukta zwina hi mes amie
خديجة  - 21     |2010-04-06 07:33:34
mafhamtsh had noukta ri dbza
soufiane   |2010-04-07 11:48:16
(-- زين بزاف
sonoko     |2010-04-10 09:18:10
had lmra hiya lifkrat fiha osr3atha bzzzzzzzzzzzaf
عثمان   |2010-04-16 15:20:29
3andek mosta9bal wa3er f al hla9i dyal jame3 al fna tanetmana
lik al tawfi9
ilham  - jgbjdskbhf,njklgh     |2010-04-17 09:27:21
fikra zina ga3e mata7tliche fbali
ilham     |2010-04-17 09:31:16
llah y5alina dima da7kine:amine ya raba al 3alamine
مجهول   |2010-04-17 17:40:06
hhhhh mchaw skilan
koky  - casa     |2010-04-30 18:19:57
salut hadi be3da nokta zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf o 3jbatni
o li bgha it3arraf
3liya ana mojoda 3la rassi o 3iniya hhhhhhhhhhhh
peace-jojo@live.fr     |2010-05-02 10:34:08
hadke nokta zwina
nora  - casa     |2010-05-05 11:58:40
salam merci 3la had nokta.7it hiya zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf
reda  - b3 kenitra     |2010-05-09 10:45:52
hhhh nokta 7amdda
وصال المنصوري  - شارع المقاومة مرتيل.المغرب   |2010-05-10 10:29:10
[ههه مزيان...............نبقاو نعملوها فالمغرب....
وفاء كوكو  - شارع خلد بن الوليد المغرب   |2010-05-10 10:38:36
فكرة دازيا الكلام ههه تصلح للمغاربا
soukaina  - sale maroc     |2010-05-10 14:44:43
nokta waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3ra merci
لبنى  - فاس     |2010-05-12 07:36:32
mafhamte ta waza mane hadchi li ktabti 5asake dzide t7asane fine noukate wa
madiche 3lia a5ouya hanix ri za3ma ana mafhamthache walakine mazyane lah
ywafa9e fhadchi
لبنى  - fas     |2010-05-12 07:36:57
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محمد   |2010-05-12 11:11:23
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hagouch  - casablanca     |2010-05-12 12:06:28
واحد الشفار دخل لواحد الدار... هي تشدو مولات
الدار غلييييييظة و هي تجلس عليه و هي تعيط
على ولدها: مصطفى !!!!!! عيط دابا لبوليس... و هو
يقول ليه داك الشفار: سربي دغية أخاي مصطفى .
mariem  - rue moulay abdelazziz a tanger     |2010-05-12 13:55:57
pas mal mais elle mignion
soukaina  - sale rabat     |2010-05-12 15:07:18
merci pq hadi nokta zwina bzaf atamana lakom kamil atawfi9 lah9ach hadi fikra
zwina makantch tih liya 3la bali fmara merci
souhaikl   |2010-05-13 08:51:18
hamd
souhaikl   |2010-05-13 08:51:38
la 3ala9a
koky  - sala     |2010-05-13 18:14:47
zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf kantmennaw ljadid dima

kawtar  - casa   |2010-05-13 18:18:23
salut tout mes amis et merci pour tout ça car justement est
trèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèès magnifique
oumayma  - fes   |2010-05-13 18:20:04
salaashokran 3la had nokta raha zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaf o sara7a raha 3ajbatni
wllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
omniya  - warzazat   |2010-05-13 18:20:58
zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf
amine  - nador   |2010-05-13 18:22:06
da7katni ntmannaw dima
ljadid
ahmad  - paris   |2010-05-13 18:25:20
salut tout les marocains et merci pour ce bon mot
7it fakartoni bf mon pays

et bizou pour tout les marocains
ilham  - rabat   |2010-05-13 18:26:19
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ya9ota  - sawira   |2010-05-13 18:29:38
zwiiiiiinaaaaaaa bzaaaaaaaaaaf wllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mais bghit mazal
bzaaaaaaaaaaaaf dyawl nokat rani bghit ned7ak 3awtani
mazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaal ok
khadija  - maknes   |2010-05-13 18:30:28
zwina 3jbatni
khawla  - laayoun   |2010-05-13 18:32:01
yallali mazwiyenha nokta mais ntmannaw dima ljadid ok
مجهول   |2010-05-13 18:32:54
illy
oumayma  - tartar   |2010-05-13 18:35:34
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hakima  - tantan   |2010-05-13 18:38:03
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zineb  - caza     |2010-05-15 16:11:53
نكتة جميلة [b][/b
amine  - casa   |2010-05-18 21:13:05
hadshi zwin......o bzaaaaaaaaaf et merci pour tout ça hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oumayma  - tanger   |2010-05-18 21:14:41
7tta ana 3jbatni had nokta
iwa bghina dima ljadid
hhhhhhhhh o chooooookraaaan
bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf
omniya   |2010-05-19 14:54:18
zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf merci
beaucoup et au revoir hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lamin  - warzazat   |2010-05-19 14:55:20
wow 5a6ira o kat7amma9 b7alkom
oumayma   |2010-05-22 12:21:21
zwina bzaaaaaaf wllah
mariam     |2010-05-24 16:18:45
نكتة غزالة الله يعطيك صحة
mohamed   |2010-05-25 15:01:31
nokta wa3ra
boutaina  - residence nasr 1 bloc l rue mouritania tanger   |2010-05-26 10:29:35
mbloza chi haga akhra
rachid   |2010-05-31 09:44:26
had nokta machi zwina bazaf mais lah yrdi 3lik
souhaila  - ukdhjkhol     |2010-06-04 06:48:03
mafhemtch
مجهول   |2010-06-18 05:51:58
hadi katdhk had nokta ana kantmana
nchlah ljadid
chaymaa lksibi  - bloc-t-f 40     |2010-06-18 05:55:02
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مجهول   |2010-06-18 17:32:51
oumaima  - 17     |2010-06-20 14:56:09
hahahahahahahhaha d7katni sra7a rahe ra7a
kantmna tzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidooouuuuuuuu l9dame
sara  - 17     |2010-06-20 15:00:05
hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hhhhhhhhhooooooooooooouuu


zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf merci
imane     |2010-06-27 17:00:16
zwinnnnnnnnnnnnna shwiya dakhlaha l7mouda
et loubna imane  - casa     |2010-06-28 13:59:23
zwina mais lmgharba
شوشو  - زرقطونى     |2010-06-29 15:49:55
دابا واحد راجل كان كيشرب قهوة وحلوله الكراس
jamal  - meknes     |2010-07-02 12:45:04
aji ngolikom ga3 adrari olabnat li mcharkin fhad site
aji natsahbo bnat owlad
oli 3ajbato chi bant it3araf m3aha witzawaj biha o3awtani li 3ajbha chi walad
tsahab m3ah ot3arfo wi 3rafha wi ila mktab 3liho itzawjo 3lach la onfarho lhom
f3arshom ,ach galto ashabi kol wahad ihat photo dyalo wla ndiro 9r3a li jato chi
wahda i9bal 3liha ota9bal 3lih ,li mtafa9 igolha olimamtafa9ch igolha ,oli
maktabalo chi haja ghadi iwsalha mafiha ni9ach ,merci
nihal  - taza     |2010-07-06 07:43:38
wach rak 7ma9 akhoya wla malak malak yak ma makbout m3a rasak afi9 man lgalba
wnod t9alab 3la chi wa7da man meknes wsakatna man tkharbi9 dialak
donino   |2010-07-06 08:46:33
sirou t5odou hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nihal  - taza     |2010-07-06 09:49:43
awa traba nta akhayina wsakatna man lhadra l3awja wlma3your
jamal -lhosima   |2010-07-06 11:22:46
nihal ,malki ana ma9sadt walo ,chnohwa lkabt 3andak anihal ,wa9ila nti mazal
ma3ndakch tajriba falhayat alkhwadriya ,ochno fiha ga3 ila t3arafna ,3adi ,okol
lwahad taydi li maktablo , mamtaf9ach ,omachi bdarori tkon 3ajbak hdarti ,kol
wahad hor agool li bgha osamhil akhti nihal
jamal -lhosima  - jamal lhosima     |2010-07-06 11:24:41
merci widad 3la tabsima ,galik zina tadhak 3la zinha olkhayba ghir ila hda lah ,
jamal -lhosima     |2010-07-06 11:26:44
nihal ,sba9lik darti chi
3ala9a m3a chi had ,
jamal_lhosima   |2010-07-06 11:51:52
nihal ,o3lach mant3arfoch ochkon li galik ikon khir binatna ,okhaski tamni bila
li maktablo chi haja ghadi iwsal liha ,chnohwa lkabt 3andak , wach za3ma na9s
fljins lakhar ,fahmini ,machi lmochkil le sex non...........!!!
adil  - casablanca     |2010-07-07 10:11:41
had nokta makantch kanfhamha mn 9bl w makantch kandhak 3liha walakin yallah
fhamtha hhhhhhhhhhh iwa golo liya 3al slama
jamal lhosima targist  - targist   |2010-07-08 05:01:32
hada wahad lahma9 chako fih fasbitar ishabhom wala l3a9lo ,mchaw 3ando galolo
iwa 3laslamtak rah nhar lakhmis ghadi takhraj bhalak man sbitar ,galhom 3araf
bila nhar lakhmis ghadi nakhraj walakin lmochkil hwa had nhar lakhmis
ma3raftouch fo9ach ghai iji wach nhar tnin ola larba3 ola tlat , .....galolo
iwa glas awaldi hta ta3raf 3ad ,,,
hhhhhhhhh
Rowland35Melody  - re     |2010-07-14 04:54:59
Lots of specialists tell that loans aid people to live their own way, because
they are able to feel free to buy needed things. Moreover, different banks give
short term loan for all people.
lamya     |2010-07-21 21:00:47
zwinin bzaf kayd7kou choukran  
lamya     |2010-07-21 21:08:12
zwina bzaaaaaaaaaaaf kat7m9 lah y3tik s7a
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lamya     |2010-07-21 21:11:11
ollah makrht tdirou chi w7din khrin  
 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
jamal   |2010-07-23 07:45:54
lamya,golilina ntiya chi nokta man do9ak
do3aa  - tanger   |2010-07-25 07:00:02
dsl je pense que had nokta est trop ancienne
hannan  - rtgqe     |2010-07-25 17:40:16
salam had nekta zwina htta melaha bayna fih
jamal   |2010-07-26 12:24:20
galik hada wahad lhanch drabha bsakra owala ghadi niiiiiiiiiichan
mab9ach
taytlawa
nihal  - taza   |2010-07-27 11:13:31
oui zwina had nokta akhoya jamal mabihach kad7ak
inase  - 16.darb saltan casa     |2010-07-28 09:03:04
3ajbani had nokta mi 3aya9to
inase     |2010-07-28 09:05:02
wa fana
rasd  - 123     |2010-08-04 11:44:27
zwinaaa
WALIDA     |2010-08-16 14:22:41
kayba walah
al hoceima     |2010-08-16 14:25:21
ila casa blanca iwa 3la slama akhouya hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HASSAN  - SETTAT     |2010-08-22 12:20:14
NOKAT 7AMDA BZAF MAIS NDWZOU BIHA LW9T LOOOOOL
khadija  - casa   |2010-09-19 11:00:29
shofi ngolk anihal y9dar ykoun ma9sd walo wnti nwitiha fshkl khor en plus kayn
shi ta3arof flinternet kay7amr wjah rir
jamal hosima   |2010-09-22 06:16:26
nihal ,mabrok 3wachrak,ach had laghyoub ,aji golilina chhal f3amrak ndiroha
ma3rifa
jamal hosima   |2010-09-22 06:18:35
merci khti khadija ,nti bayna fik fhamti ach tana9sad yak akhti yak maghalatch
,khas ghiir bnadam ifham lakhor fach tayfakar
marwan   |2010-10-13 09:35:55
basah 3ya9to bazaf bhad nokta dyal sikan
chofo chi wahda khra ola mafikom
maykhdam
ach ghadi tkhasro ghiir laktaba
souhail  - el jadida   |2010-10-14 17:03:55
toma malkoum hamdin
souhail   |2010-10-14 17:05:02
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
KAWTAR   |2010-12-10 16:24:05
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jamal   |2010-12-14 07:41:06
ahlan kawtar,nti dhakti walakin lmochkil ma3rafnach 3lach wa9ila galti chi nokta
m3a rasak odhakti sam3ihana tahnaya ndahko m3ak olah ikhalik dima dahka
jamal EL HOCEIMA   |2010-12-14 07:50:56
AH OLA GOLILI DHAKTI 3LA NOKTA DYAL SIKAN ?IWA 9DIIIIIIIIIIIIMA HTA NTI HADIK
NOKTA CHOFINA CHI JADID ?GALIK HADA TAYAB OHARI 3RAFTIH HAMAS KAMON GALIK ALALA
DAR M3A WAHAD LAFRITA ITLA9W F9AHWA 3RAFTI FRITA MAN LAFRIT IWA ALALA DIK
LAFRITA MAJAT 3ANDO MAHAMLATOCH GHIR KADBAT 3LIK IWA OB9A TAYTSANA TAYTSANA WALO
MAJATCH OHWA I3AYAT LIHA FTELEPHONE GALIHA SAFI HADI HYA LKALMA GATLIH SMAHLIYA
RAH 3LIYA MAYONIZ DAKCHI BACH MAJITCH
مجهول   |2010-12-15 10:17:55
cool
zwina bzaf
nana  - hay el massira rabat     |2011-01-02 03:50:37
AYMAN   |2011-02-05 19:13:21
IKRAM  - SANTA GIULIA     |2011-03-18 09:12:10
SALUT SA VA MOI IKRAM ET TOI
ali  - tanger dradeb     |2011-03-28 21:10:44
ali     |2011-03-28 21:11:54
wa3ra a sat ka nhdar m3a peace
مجهول   |2011-04-18 19:43:36
baykha
OUMAYMA   |2011-04-18 19:46:08
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